1st Allow Me To Apologize For The Lack Of Punctuation it Wasnt Posting Properly So I Deleted It.
Hello my name is Carnel Devine. Believe it or not, most but not all know its not my real name and Im going to save the funny stories and the reason why and how I picked that name for another post. Depending on how you came across this blog will determine how well, if at all you know me. As a courtesy for those in the latter category, Im an extremely passionate and sensual woman, one who aspires to keep her life balanced as woman in general, but mostly as a dedicated single parent, a loyal and trustworthy friend, a successful, professional business woman who is successfully self-employed and an intrinsic courtesan.
One of my favorite and most relatable quotes is the Jessica Rabbit line from Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Im not bad, Im just drawn this way. Since I can remember, I understood sexy and I knew how to use it. I know it came to me instinctually because growing up my internet and cable TV access was extremely limited, I didnt have a promiscuous older sister or brother for that matter, that I looked up and could have learned this behavior from and though my mom was no prude, I wouldnt ever consider her what the majority would consider sexy. So the only conclusion that I have is, I know that I was who I am before I ever was. Wow, is that deep or what and did it turn you on baby? I hope so! Hearing The last Sentence Of This Paragraph In My Head In Austin Powers Voice & Giggling
Im not going to kid you, it took me a while to decide that the best place to start my blog was by introducing myself. Then because of the planner in me, it took me a little longer convince myself that once I started I wouldnt quickly run out of interesting things to share, so that you would lose interest in what I had to say. Those that know me, Im sure theyre laughing at that last statement regarding me worrying at the thought that I could run out of things to discuss, especially those of a sexual nature.
Once I realized that the simple subject of my personal firsts would be a perfect follow up to my introduction, this almost started writing itself. Then the more I thought about this subject, I concluded that a girl like me could have materiel for a very long time just staying on that one subject. After which I could start on the action verbs and if I ran out those I could get into fantasy and maybe even what other have said about me over the years. Which reviews Im sure will be a complete subject of their own one day. Those of you that are new, are you starting to see a pattern here? If no, then yes, Im one of those girls and if you are motivated to come back, Ill tell you all about it. Who knows it might just motivate you to cum in general and that in my book is never bad amongst consenting adults that are like minded!
I think that this is enough for one sitting, for both you and my ADHD. You see my Ritalin is wearing off and what you dont see is that Ive started writing and only finished half of about 20 other future Blog posts.
I hope you enjoyed getting to know me a little bit better. Please feel free to contact me by email at: carneldevine@gmail.com if you want to personally comment on my blog or if you have any specific questions or would like for me to arrange an encounter for us. If you are interested in meeting and havent been to my website http://carneldevine.com/ please do so before contacting me. Because this isnt my Real job, I can afford to be selective with whom I meet. I think by going to my site you will understand that my standards of judgment is different and based mostly from how you feel about yourself, how you treat and your actions when no one is looking.
XO XO XO XO
SinCerely Yours,
The Naughty and Nice
Carnel Devine
Enlightened Words From Others:
A Positive Provider Once Said A pessimist is always alone. An optimist is just two people away from having a threesome.
Until Next time:
Im 97% Sure The Next Blog Will Be: TRADING THAT WHICH I HAVE, TO GET WHAT I WANT
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